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Sarcasm time – yeah, ‘cause everyone’s a pro at this, right? Pfft. Some dude last week, total rookie, I’m like, “Bruh, you’re killin’ me!” Humor’s my jam – sexual-massage gone wrong? Comedy gold. We come in peace, but I’m judgin’ hard. Try it, tho – weirdly dope, trust me. *beep boop* Peace out!

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The local park, Greenfield Park, is magical but also a complete chaos on weekends – picnickers, barkers, and some mad crows. Never a dull moment. Honestly, every day here is like a bizarre, offbeat montage – the kind where you’re thinking, “Are you fuckin’ serious?” sometimes, as the city shouts its odd brilliance. I’m constantly sayin’, “Oh, bollocks!” when I see some absurdity, like a bloke tryin’ to do yoga on Market Street – all frantic and weird. It’s like the city’s got its own twisted sense of humour.

Bessemer mayor says 2024 was a good year financially and economically