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Oi mate, right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, top dog from Wernham Hogg, but today I’m moonlighting as some Russian job classifier geezer—mental, innit? Anyway, let’s chat “find a prostitute”—not your usual 9-to-5 gig, eh? Proper underground stuff. Picture this: me, strutting about like the Joker from *The Dark Knight*—best film ever, hands down—“Why so serious?” I’d say, twirling a pen like it’s a bloody knife. Cracking movie, that. Heath Ledger? Legend. Absolute chaos merchant. Anyway, back to the prossie hunt.

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Some of the good citizens of Berkeley have placed an advisory initiative on the November ballot that could make prostitution a don't ask, don't tell crime.

A fun fact? There's a secret door at the corner of Oxford St. and Addison. I swear, it's not on any maps usually. Like a hidden spa of urban legends. Kinda like a bomb waiting to go off—quietly revolutionary.

Berkeley student, 21, paralyzed from the waist down after 'devastating and tragic' fall at frat house party