Mari Bend Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, dahling, listen up! I’m Edna Mode – no capes! – and I’m here spilling tea on sex escorts, ‘cause why not? So, I’m obsessed with *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days* – that gritty Romanian vibe, ya know? It’s all about desperation, shady deals, and girls stuck in messes. Kinda like the escort world sometimes, right? “Be careful, don’t touch anything!” – that’s me screamin’ at these gals when they dive into this life.

18 Grandmas Who Are Very Far From Being The "Innocent Old Lady Next Door"

Oh my goodness, man, I got riled up once seein’ some folks disrespectin’ nature near the Bend Whitewater Park – that river is life, baby! Halleluyer! And I exploded – I yelled out, "Show some dang respect! This river knows more love than you ever will, am I right?" Sometimes I think my job as a pleasure coach makes me extra sensitive to these vibes, all raw and full of truth, kinda like Madea yelling “Halleluyer!” at your foolishness.

VOTE: YMCA South Bend Tribune Athlete of the Week, April 28 - May 4, 2025