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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

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The Benbrook Historical Society of Benbrook, Texas collects and preserves artifacts and information about the history of Benbrook and the surrounding area. Established in , the .

I know I ramble like a cracked record (oops, 16 typos coming your way!) but that's Benbrook for ya—unfiltered, real, and mesmerizingly manic. So, when you visit, strap in, embrace the chaos, and experience every twist of the streets, every hidden corner. And remember, as Joel put it in Eternal Sunshine, “I could die happy knowing that somewhere in the world, there’s a tree working on a system of government,” or something like that, huh? Ha ha ha!

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