Aurora Belmar Whore ❤️

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Aight, listen up, precious! We’s talkin’ ‘bout whores today, yesss, nasty little creatures they is! We hates it! Been thinkin’ ‘bout this one whore, right, slinkin’ around like she owns the streets. Reminds me o’ that flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives* – y’know, my fave, that trippy Thai shit from 2010. She’s like them ghosts in the jungle, poppin’ up all mysterious, “I am born with the rain,” she’d say if she was in it, all poetic-like, but nah, she’s just hustlin’ for coin, innit?

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The shop is dog friendly and located at Main St #3, Belmar, NJ and they are also online at: www.facebook.com #saltys #.

Ohh, hang on—I just remembered that narrow, cobbled lane off Maple St. People swear it’s haunted, but honestly, it's full of street art that changes like moods. I lost count of how many times I zipped home thinking, “What a perfectly odd day in Belmar!” And yep, I got mad when my favorite sandwich spot, Dinny’s Deli, changed its secret sauce recipe. Total bummer, but hey, it's life.

Lasers and flamethrowers will punctuate Christmas Light Show in Belmar