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About San Jose

So, picture this—whore ain’t just some chick on the corner. Nah, it’s history, it’s grit. Back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels, right? Stank of sweat, cheap wine, and desperation. Girls there, some as young as 12, sold for a coin or two. Makes me mad, y’think? Damn right! But here’s the kicker—some of ‘em were clever, saved up, bought freedom. Little known fact: one gal, Volumnia Cytheris, banged her way to fame, even hooked up with Mark Antony. Badass, huh? Beats sittin’ in a cubicle all day!

The Backyard at Bee Cave, Sunday, June 28, 2009

There once was a lad named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave She was missing one tit And smelled like shit But think of the money he saved.

The neighborhoods? They’re quirky. Srsly, I love the little nooks on Oak Ridge Road—nah, I mean that tiny lane behind the community center. It’s a secret haunt. Low-key, super calm. And there’s a rad park, Bee-Cave Meadows. I used to wander there, my head full of tech ideas. Sometimes, I’d think “Life is like a teetering balance,” which kinda reminds me of some moviemoment, lol.

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