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She rolls up, all loud n’ messy. Haulin’ shady cargo, prolly illegal shit. Aliens like us? We see it all. Her truck’s beat-up, tires screamin’—fuckin’ insane! Once saw her smuggle glowin’ fish—rare shit! Glowed like neon, swear to god. Made me laugh, “Look at this shit!” She’s dodgin’ cops like a pro, tho. Sneaky as hell—respect, kinda.

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So, hey, there's the Bailey River—shiny as silver under the moon—stretching along Riverside Park. I been there plenty times, relaxin’ after a long day at the spa. The water’s so chill, much like a scene from that movie, remindin’ me that sometimes, love just hits ya unexpectedly.

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