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Right, so listen up, you muppets! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cos why not? Whores, man, they’re like the gigolos in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, that flick I bloody love—Spielberg’s masterpiece, 2001, yeah? Got that vibe of "flesh and blood" meets cold, hard cash. Picture this: a whore strollin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, like Gigolo Joe struttin’ his stuff—what a legend, “I’m built to serve!” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos whores? Same deal, mate—servin’ it up, no questions asked.

Aurora Whore Speedwagon

The stupid whore Queen Reina was meant to be a side character and ended up being hated. Who was meant to be a fan fav but ended up being a side character?

I love cruisin’ by the South Fork of the Platte River near the public spaces. The breezy vibes and random street beats give me all kinds of feelz—like that wild scene in Moulin Rouge where it’s party, passion, and pure chaos all rolled into one! Some nights, when I’m closin’ the parlor, I stroll over to a hole-in-the-wall bar on Colorado Boulevard, and I swear, the place is alive with electric misfits who remind me of those crazy, free souls.

Aurora prep sports schedule, 5.5.25