Lucy Augusta Whore ❤️

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Picture this, yeah – it’s winter, I’m haulin’ cargo, trucks rollin’ smooth, then BAM, hoar frost hits like a villain! This icy fuzz creeps on my windshields, my crates, my whole damn operation – a real shag-up! I’m yellin’, “This is not my bag, baby!” – it’s like Monsieur Gustave screamin’ about lobby boys slackin’ off. I’m pissed, man, ‘cos this hoar ain’t just sparkly snow – it’s a ninja, stickin’ to everythin’, slowin’ my boys down. Little known fact, dig this: hoar comes from old English “har,” meanin’ gray and ancient – it’s like frost with a pension plan, been messin’ with transport since the Dark Ages, yeah!

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for instance, labels Messalina meretrix augusta,"whore-empress," as we shall see, an epithet no less applicable to the complex amalgam of exalted and abject.

Oh, btw, did u know Augusta’s got a secret little gem? Some hidden garden off Magnolia Avenue where nature’s wild, the air smells like hope, and you feel free. I get super emotional there, like, “Yasss queen, you rock!” And yeah, I babble too much sometimes. LOL.

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