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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

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I gotta tell ya, as a datin' app dev I see love sparks everywhere. On Orchard Lane, couples post selfies like crazy. It reminds me of that bit in Amour: "Life can be so unexpected," right? I mean, one moment you're lost in your thoughts, next you're found in a stranger's eyes. So fuckin' intense.

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