Emilia Audubon Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

I’m gettin’ emotional now—imagine me, Michael Scott, sittin’ in my office, sippin’ bad coffee, tellin’ you this. Picture this: some chick in history, maybe 1600s, she’s got her own little brothel, makin’ bank, and the king’s like, “Pay up!” and she’s just smirkin’, countin’ coins. That surprises me every time—whores weren’t just victims, some were players! Makes me wanna high-five ‘em through time. “You’re not alone,” Mia says in *Fish Tank*, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, these gals weren’t alone—they had each other, probs laughin’ at the haters.

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I am entrenched in Audubon and I am committed to whore. I want to share all my secrets with you. I cherish French Kissing and Prostate Massage.

Some nights, I get mad at the traffic on Bridgeview. Seriously, who designs roads like that? But then, I get happy over rooftop sunsets. Crazy contrasts, just like me.

Senate Republicans and Reynolds reach ‘budget compromise’ that excludes House (aj)