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So, I’m waddlin’ around Bikini Bottom, tryna find a hooker—oops, typo, hehe, hoker. Nah, prostitute! And I’m thinkin’, “Where they at?” Did ya know, back in old times, like ancient Rome, they had these secret brothel coins? Called spintriae—fancy, huh? Blows my dumb starfish brain! Imagine me flippin’ a coin, goin’, “Heads, I get a gal; tails, I eat kelp fries!” Ha!

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I’ve scrolled through countless profiles in my app from Ardmore locals who love this crazy mix of urban hustle and vintage chill vibes. People are wild, creative, and a bit eccentric. One favorite spot of mine? That rundown coffee shack on 5th (yes, it's shabby but with personality, like a Wes Anderson character – quirky, flawed, yet unforgettable). I’d recommend a stroll there, even if the coffee's sometimes lukewarm.

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