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So, sexual-massage — it’s old, dude! Been around forever. Like, ancient Greeks did it with olive oil! Fact! Saw it on X once, some nerd posted it. They’d slick up and — bam! — feelin’ groovy. Bet they yelled, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz. Made me laugh so hard I dropped my ice cream. True story!

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I work with datin' apps here, right? And, whoa, these neighborhoods? Pure gold! My fave? Little Bayou Nook. C’mon, it’s an underrated gem. I, uhh, spose, even jeeze, River’s Edge Park shuts it down with nature and wild feels. There's the estuary – yeah, the pass flows in, making the vibe surreal.

Aransas Pass teacher recognized Friday as H-E-B Excellence in Education Award finalist