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How’s it go down? Easy – word of mouth, a sly wink, maybe a sketchy ad. I’d be all giggles, picturin’ Carlos in his beret, hagglin’ with some dame in fishnets – “This is our war!” he’d yell, and she’d just laugh, “Cash up front, hotshot.” Hilarious, right? But real talk – it’s a gamble. You might score a gem or some chick who robs ya blind. Happened to a pal – guy was *pissed*, lost his watch *and* his dignity. Me? I’d be too busy battin’ lashes, purrin’, “Keep the change, darlin’,” – total Marilyn move.

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Speakin’ of unexpected, sometimes I get mad – traffic on Sunny Loop turns me to red hot anger. But then I catch a glimpse of the quirky bodegas, with graffiti that screams “life is art” on every wall, and hey, I'm all in, livin’ the pleasure coach dream.

New owner of Town’s End Bar & Grill welcomes guests to revamped Apple Valley restaurant