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I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

Years-long investigation uncovers multi-state drug trafficking operation based in Central Florida

POLK COUNTY, Fla. – Six men — including an Apopka daycare employee — were arrested in a child predator sting out of Polk County, according to that county’s sheriff’s office.

Yo, and lemme spill some lesser-known facts! There’s this rundown diner on Mill St. (yep, it’s a dive, but man, the milkshakes rock!). I used to hang there, scribbling app ideas on napkins. Nothing fancy, yet so authentic. Life’s simple pleasures, right?

Honk at stop sign ends in shooting, crash in Apopka