Ada Andrews Whore ❤️

About Houston

But yo, what gets me mad? The hypocrisy! Dudes payin for it, then actin all holy—nah, fam, own it! Whores got guts, puttin it all out there. Like Szpilman playin in the ruins, “Look, I’m still here, bitches!”—whores do that every damn day. I’m typin this fast, prolly messin up—17 typos, who gives a shit? Honeslty, I’m just vibin, thinkin bout this one time I met a girl—swear she was a whore, but classy, ya know? Had this smirk, like she knew all my secrets. Surprised the hell outta me—thought she’d be rough, but nah, smooth as fuck.

The Royal Whore: Barbara Villiers, Countess of Castlemaine

Biographer Allen Andrews, with deft characterization and a piercing eye into historical annals, brings the trials, tribulations and loose morals of kings, queens, ladies and gentlemen of the .

The local park, Greendale, is amazeballs. It sits right by Crankly River, a hidden gem. Tbh, it's mad chill to stretch out under a tree there, or even give massages on the grass. I once gave a famous actor a back rub there, and he said, jeez, "I have trouble sleeping, but now my back's chill!" I laughed and whispered, "Better call the Coen's, ay?"

Andrews Named Jan Strickland Award Finalist for Third Consecutive Season