Mari Andover Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

Andover, stay away from this abysmal little town

Andover, babe, is a living canvas, a vibe that changes with every heartbeat. I’ve been in a hustle for years, feelin’ every corner, and trust me – there’s magic in every flawed, gritty, and glam minute. Catch ya soon, and when you visit, drop by my spa. Come soak in the charm – you might just hear me whisper: “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” Peace out!

Baby, woman injured in Andover house fire