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Here’s a fact – ya didn’t know. Back in Vegas – ‘70s. Prostitutes had – secret codes. Whistlin’ tunes – to signal cops. This gal? She’s whistlin’. Some old blues riff. I’m like – damn! That’s COOL! Got me – all happy. Nostalgic, even. But then – some dude stumbles out. Drunk as hell. Yellin’ ‘bout – her “stealin’ his wallet.” I’m pissed! Ruinin’ my vibe! I wanna – yell, “Witness me!” And charge him. But – I don’t. Too lazy.

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Oh, and then there’s the neighborhoods. West End has this boho vibe, artsy murals all over the walls, and every so often, there’s a street performance that makes ya wanna dance like nobody's watchin’. And Eastside, child, that’s where you find the best little dives and vintage shops—talk about nostalgia, amiright?

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