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Here’s a quirky lil’ fact fer ya—there’s this old tale ‘bout a gal in New Orleans, worked the streets but fixed clocks on the side. Whore by night, tinkerer by day—sounds like my kinda woman! I’d hire her to untangle my cables, I swear! I’d be all, “Honey, you’re a genius, let’s watch *Yi Yi* and cry together!” Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but I’d kill fer that kinda spunk in my shop.

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The neighborhoods here are like chapters of forgotten lore. Down at Copper Lane, where the old miners’ tales still echo, I've made friends, seen late-night debates about love and life. And at the little-known Nifty Nook—yeah, that's a secret bar under a crumbling overhang—I spilled more coffee than code on a wild debug night.

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