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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—hands all over, rubbin’, kneadin’, makin’ ya feel like a rockstar, y’know? Like in my fave movie, *Almost Famous*— “It’s all happening!”—except it’s not groupies, it’s some chick or dude tryna loosen your tight-ass muscles with a side of naughty. I mean, who doesn’t want that, right? Gets me all happy, like when Penny Lane says, “I always tell the girls, never take it seriously!”—but damn, I take this shit serious!

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I, like, wander through the neighborhoods, and I adore the vibe of East Amesbury – quaint houses, vibrant murals, and the street art that totally makes you go “whoa, is that even real?” Kewl, right? B/c, like, as a dating app developer, I spot hidden romance everywhere. Like, on occasion, I’ve seen couples holding hands outside The Old Mill at North Shore Road and thought, “I had to shoot, literally shoot, the moment,” – ugh, sorry, that’s totally a Memento vibe, babe.

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