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Sarcasm time: “Oh, sure, lemme pay to *not* get laid!” Hahaha, but serious – it’s therapy with a twist! Little story: heard some dude fell asleep mid-massage, snored so loud they stopped – what a joker! Me? I’d be plottin’ world domination, oil-slicked and cackling. “Why so serious?” I’d yell, slippin’ off the table. Try it, pal – chaos never felt so good!

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I have over 19 years experience doing massage therapy in the Ft Myers area. I work out of my home near Colonial and Summerlin with a very nice massage table.

I be ridin’ my bike down River Bend Road too, along the Mellow River, where the light hits just right – glistenin', like cash in a vault. I always take a pit stop near River’s Edge Park – a lil spot but yo, the ducks got more swagger than most humans, lol! That place be a hang where all sorts of whacky things go down. Few times I been mad, like those days when the puddles got too high an’ ruined my kicks, but still, same ol' vibe.

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