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Sarcasm aside, it’s a laugh – you’re naked, vulnerable, some stranger’s kneading ya like dough, and you’re meant to chill? Hilarious! Best bit? This one time, the masseuse, right, she’s humming – actual humming – thought she’d gone full Johansson, luring me to me doom! Didn’t die, obvs, just left with a daft grin and a back that didn’t creak. So yeah, erotic-massage – bit weird, bit wanky, but bloody brilliant if you don’t cock it up. Try it, ya prat – just don’t blame me if ya get hooked!

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Hey there, friend! So, my two cents on Altamonte-Springs, US, coming atcha from a massage parlor owner’s view. Lemme tell ya, it's wild here, like a scene outta The Great Beauty— "la vita è bella," you know? But, ya know, sometimes I think, "What a fugazi world!"

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