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Fav part? When they hit that spot—ooh, fireworks! Worst? When they ask “you want extra?”—uh, define “extra,” creepo! Pro tip: check reviews, don’t just walk in blind. Oh, and fun fact—Victorians called it “hysteria treatment.” Docs massaged ladies “down there” to cure nerves—hysterical, right? Bet they loved their jobs.

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I get super emotional here with my wise mind; heartfelt talks burst out on Maple Ave over cheap coffee. Made me mad once, crazy clients yelling "Stupid, fat hobbit!" in my head – err, no, not really, but my inner Gollum grumbles. I scribble notes everywhere, dear friend, because every brick tells a story.

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