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About Chicago

Personal bit, yeah, walked past one in Amsterdam once, all lit up, girls in windows like mannequins. Felt a jolt, happy for their bluntness, but sad too - *blokes* oglin’ like it’s a zoo. Surprised me, how normal it seemed there, no faff, just business. Exaggeratin’ for effect, felt like a bleedin’ Roman emperor, tempted to strut in, but nah, too much of a bumbling twit for that!

Our History & Vision

We got quirky cafes, odd little art shows, and dingy bars that still love each other. Some spots, like that derpy taco truck on 3rd and Vine, are mad underrated; I almost cried there, laughing through my therapy sessions. I mean, our city is a tick-tock of broken clocks and passions untold.

Altamont Physical Therapy helping Parkinson’s patients with new program