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About Dallas

So, I’m cruisin’, tryna find a prostitute, and it’s not like the movies—none of that Hollywood glow. It’s gritty, sweaty, real shit. This chick I met once, swear she had a scar like a map—said she got it dodgin’ a pissed-off john. Little known fact: some of ‘em carry switchblades, not for show, but ‘cause they gotta. Made me mad, tho—dudes out here actin’ like animals, no respect. I’m like, “Pay up, assholes, or get lost!” Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ‘cause that’s what dignity’s worth, ya feel?

Wife for Hire: The Alma Bulawan Story

But then, outta nowhere, I spot this massive buck. Like, the kind of deer that makes you question your life choices. It’s just chillin’ by the water, and I’m like, “Finally, some peace!” I grab my bow, heart racing. But just as I’m about to take aim, a dog comes barreling through. Seriously? A dog? The deer bolts, and I’m left standing there like an idiot.

Eric Blackhurst, Alumnus and Longtime Trustee, Named Interim President of Alma College