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So, sex-dating—proper wild west out there. You’re chattin’ some fit bird, thinkin’ she’s all sweet, then bam—she’s ghostin’ ya faster than Yubaba nickin’ yer name. *cackle* Makes me wanna scream, “You’re so pathetic, Chihiro!”—‘cept I’m the pathetic one, ain’t I? Check this—did ya know back in the 90s, before all this app bollocks, folk used to do “speed dating”? Like, 5 minutes, face-to-face, no filters—mental! Imagine the halitosis I’d clock as a dental geezer—woulda been a right laugh, or a nightmare, dependin’ on the mouthwash situation.

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Ah, yesss, my precious, welcome to Allison-Park, um, err, our home sweet, hissing, blurry alley of memories. Let me talk, tell ya, 'bout this city I luv so damn much, yesss. Streets, oh, streets twist like the riddles of that movie "The White Ribbon", hsss, remember? "The silent ones hibernate in shadows," they whisper… or was it? But yeh, listen.

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