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Makes me mad, tho—lads treat her like trash, callin’ her slag ‘n’ that. She’s more’n that, innit? Got layers, like them fancy blood cocktails Adam mixes in the flick—“A little bit of this, a little bit of that.” Surprised me once, she did—caught her fixin’ a bike, hands all black, greasy as me after a long day. Proper fit, I was gobsmacked—thought, “She’s one of us, my precious!” Laughed me arse off later—imagined her ridin’ off, yellin’, “I’m immortal, bitches!” like some undead queen.

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Starting May 16, Houston police implemented strategies designed to deter pimps and johns, including street closures, improved lighting and increased police patrols. Those strategies, .

Look, Imma be real: I get mad sometimes, like when traffic on Beechnut St is cray-cray on a Friday—no joke, it's the pits, like one of those “A Serious Man” moments where nothing lines up. But then, a few blocks away on Bellaire Blvd, everything resets, like magic. Nah, I kid—it's just Houston, but trust, it feels legendary.

Free mammograms, screenings at health fair in Alief on Saturday