Ellie Alhambra Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Once, I heard this wild story—some whore in Paris, 1920s, tricked a duke into buyin’ her a castle. A CASTLE! This chick ain’t that slick, but she’s got potential! I’m watchin’, sippin’ my own beer—don’t tell Dwight—and thinkin’, “She’s a freakin’ artist!” Surprised me how she flipped the script—guy’s broke now, she’s got his wallet! Hilarious! I’m yellin’ inside, “Get it, girl!”

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I gotta say, sometimes I get mad for no reason – like when traffic jams on South St. make me wanna toss my spa aprons in the air. But then I remember: life’s a wild ride, mate, and this city's quirks are its true jewels. I've seen sunsets over the palm-lined streets that make me think, "I'm as lost as a tourist here," yet feeling so damn alive.

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