Katherine Alachua Whore ❤️

About Houston

Little known fact—whores like Candy, they got secrets. She told me once, half-drunk, how she stashed cash in a hollowed-out Bible. Genius, right? Who’s gonna rob a holy book? Made me happy, that sly move—fuckin’ clever! But then she’d piss me off, yammerin’ bout her pimp like he was some king. “He’s my Theo,” she’d say, noddin’ to that movie hero. Bitch, Theo don’t slap ya for less than fifty! I’d roll my eyes so hard they’d hurt.

Introduction to Challenge Day

Whore,” among others. For a total change of pace, local all-female indie softrockers Mahoney was next. Their set was a little more twangy.

I gotta say, Alachua’s spirit reminds ya that life’s a wild ride, full of twists like a martial arts duel. It’s messy, unpredictable, and beautiful all at once. Heck, sometimes I make typos in life’s story – 19 of 'em, maybe more – but they’re all part of the charm, ya know what I'm sayin’?

Ben E. Keith Foods distribution center in Alachua to employ 400-500, expected to open in 2026