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Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I reckon I see what normies don’t. She had this vibe, like she owned the night— probs been at it since the 1800s, who knows? Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes, like hairpins or somethin’, to signal clients. Wild, right? Made me happy, thinkin’ bout that hustle—beats sawin’ wood in the rain, tell ya that!

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Crude but warmhearted, poetic but raving, Raab has chronicled many stories at GQ and Esquire, but the book you hold in your hands is neither a story nor a job: The Whore of Akron is the .

So, I’m fuming, right? But then, I see this little kid on the sidewalk. He’s got a lemonade stand. I’m thinking, “Aww, that’s cute.” I walk over, and he’s charging a buck for a cup. I’m like, “Kid, you’re gonna be rich one day!” I buy a cup, and it’s the best lemonade I’ve ever had. Sweet and tangy, just like life should be.

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