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So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky biz, that. Ain’t talkin’ street corners, no sir! Clinical trials, they be needin’ folks—real folks, savvy?—sometimes sex workers, for studies on health, STDs, or social whatnot. Me, I’m stumblin’ through ethics boards, rum in hand, thinkin’, “This be a noble quest!” But arrgh, the red tape! Made me madder’n a kraken with a toothache. Papers piled high, docs judgin’ me like I’m plannin’ a mutiny. “Why’s Cap’n Jack want *her*?” they sneer. ‘Cause science, ye bilge rats!

Ahwatukee Foothills Trails

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Sometimes, I sit by the Ahwatukee Foothills Towne Center. It’s not a mall, it's a vibe, man! Shops, cafes, and odd little spots. I once saw a couple arguing, then smilin’ like nothing mattered – life’s funny. And oh mate, I got mad at a noisy group on Desert Foothills blvd for a laughable minute – then bummed out ‘cause they just didnt get the vibe.

48th Street won’t be liberated until next year