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Little fact for ya—didja know in medieval times, whores wore red? Like, proper scarlet, so you couldn’t miss ‘em. “Look at me, I’m sin!”—hilarious, right? Imagine Remy the rat dodgin’ chefs, but it’s a whore dodgin’ priests! “Not the soup!” she’d yell, skirt hiked up, runnin’ from some sanctimonious twat. Cracks me up thinkin’ ‘bout it.

Agoura stunt performer tells tales of flames, rollovers and falls

Buddy Joe Hooker has gone up in flames. He's been in a car that has rolled over 22 times, and he's fallen off buildings and horses.

Ya gotta check out Malibu Creek State Park. Man, it’s like waitin’ for a scene from Malick’s flick – nature, beauty, endless green and shadow play, amazing but so overwhelming sometimes, like – BOOM! And then there’s the wild, misfit trails along the arroyo – some spots even I haven’t seen, haha.

Crews lay first soil on Agoura Hills wildlife crossing