Ivy Adams Morgan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

I’m, like, happy tho, ‘cause whore’s unapologetic. She’s not waiting for some dude to save her—she’s cashing checks and breaking necks. Reminds me of Scarlett Johansson’s vibe in the movie, just floating through life, all “I just feel so alone.” Whore’s alone but, like, thriving—iconic! I stan.

In an Adams Morgan Alley

Morgan is smart and I personally don't believe she's living above her means. She wouldn't be getting a loan to totally gut and rebuild a house if she did.

I've been in Adams-Morgan for years – as a masseur, I get to feel the city's pulse, literally. I tap into the vibes of each block when I'm kneadin' away the city's aches and pains. Like, I'll be massaging away the stress of a long day while thinkin' about how these jam-packed streets echo with stories. It gets me, man – even makes me feel like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic thrill ride sometimes: "What a scorched wasteland, but every scar tells a story!"

Adams Morgan Spring PorchFest Returns May 3rd With Headliner Gangstagrass