Allison Abington Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this – I’m out there, sun’s beatin’ down, sweatin’ like a pig, and I hook this whore – huge, like 20 pounds, no lie! I’m screamin’, “Oh honey, this is IT!” Draggin’ it up, it’s floppin’ around, lookin’ at me with them dead eyes – ugh, gives me the creeps! Made me so mad, I yelled, “You little monster, get outta my net!” Kinda like Remy the rat, y’know? “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” Whore’s got no class, no style – total bottom feeder, hon!

Theater in Sketch: ‘TIS PITY SHE’S A WHORE (PAC)

A township on the northern border of Philadelphia that is home to about 50, people. Most the kids in Abington attend Abington High School. It is a middle-class township. It is most .

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PAbington (us) – it's wild and quirky, like, seriously! I gotta say, I’ve been here a while as a sexologist (yeah, that's me!) and this city’s got these hidden vibes, ya know? No capes! I mean, for reals, you step on Maple Ave and BAM – there's the vibe of life, like you're in a Charlie Kaufman flick ("Synecdoche, New York" vibes all over!).

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