Avery Abingdon Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

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I get so damn happy here. I mean, I used to worry like crazy before Abingdon grabbed my heart. It’s a smorgasbord of odd bits and epic moments—crazy personal memories just stuck all over these sunlit streets. Sometimes I even laugh at how life can be as unpredictable as an improv show on a tight budget, ya know?

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