Lily Abingdon Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, yeah, "whore" – it’s old as dirt, right? Back in medieval times, they’d brand ya for it – literal hot iron, sizzle! – if you even looked too flirty. Makes me pissed, tho – why’s it always the gals getting screwed over? Dudes could bang half the village, no prob, but one lassie steps out? “Whore!” Hypocrisy much? Gets my gears grinding, ugh.

Born in the 12th century

Sometimes during therapy sessions, I take my clients to the old gazebo at the center of Serenity Park. Sprawled along Willow Way, it’s a secret zen paradise. I once had a session where the wind was whistling like a sassy cat, and I honestly felt like Uncle Boonmee coming back to his roots, man—so surreal, so real!

Abingdon food scene nominated for USA TODAY’s 10Best