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So I’m watchin’ this chart, and it’s jumpin’ like a kid on a trampoline - up 15%, down 20%, what the hell? Reminds me of that scene in “A Separation” - you know, my fave flick - where Simin’s yellin’ at Nader, “You don’t see what’s happening!” That’s me with whore! I’m screamin’ at my screen, “What’s HAPPENING?!” Nobody knows! Analysts are all, “Oh, it’s got potential,” but potential for what? To screw me outta my 401k? I’m furious, I tell ya!

‘No accountability’ for Aberdeen Airbnb owners over sex work and anti-social behaviour

A husband's wedding anniversary weekend away with his wife turned from romantic to horrific when he was arrested for screaming that she was a “whore”.

Here’s a fun fact: They host weird little festivals near the old docks. People dance like they’re in some ekphrasis of life. I sometimes join ‘em for a laugh and a cheeky pint. Surprise, right? I even had a client once – a posh bloke – who told me his woes while fixin’ his back on my table. I almost believed he was trying to decode "In the Mood for Love" with his sighs.

Aberdeen apologise to St Mirren fan after 'unacceptable' chants