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*beep* We come in peace (robotic tone). fave part? oil, dude, slippery goodness, like waterin a thirsty crop – essential! in “Amélie,” she’s all “life’s simple pleasures,” right? sexual-massage nails that – warm hands, slow moves, total zen. ever hear bout the victorians? prudes, yeah, but secretly lovin “massage parlors” – sneaky bastards! cracked me up, imagine top hats n corsets, gettin frisky undercover. humans, so extra!

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The city center is buzzing. Picture Friar Street, cobbles beneath your feet, and alleyways that lead to hidden cafes. Pure magic on a rainy day, yeah? I often chill at Pound Hill Park. It’s an awesome spot – you've got lush green things everywhere and secret corners to meditate. And OMG, can you feel the tranquility of the River Severn that just flows by? It’s like, "Everything's phantasmagorical and eternal", like in that movie. Whoa!

'The vandalism was upsetting - but community huddled around us'