Elizabeth Sittingbourne Whore ❤️

About Leicester

Oh, random thoight—imagine a whore in that Basterds crew. She’d be all, “I’m here to carve some names!” Ha! Probly shank a guy with her stiletto—multitaskin’ queen. Anyway, it’s a trip thinkin’ bout it—whore’s a word, a story, a damn legend. What ya think? Got me all hyped just ramblin’ to ya!

Hundreds of Kent sex workers are openly advertising their services online

Company status: Dissolved. Correspondence address: 37 Amethyst Drive, Sittingbourne, Kent, United Kingdom, ME10 5JR. Role: Director.

After that madness, I head back to the shop. I’m still buzzing from the chicken race. But then, I see this old lady on the corner of East Street. She’s trying to cross, but the traffic’s a nightmare. I’m talking cars everywhere, like it’s the M25 or something. So, I rush over, help her across, and she’s like, “Bless you, dear!” I’m thinking, “Just doing my bit for Sittingbourne.”

‘The pub sign said welcome - unfortunately it wasn't a warm one’