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About Sheffield

Rarrgh! Saw her last week, struttin round town, skirt so short I nearly dropped my axe. Little known fact – bitch once conned a lumber crew outta their pay, true story! Said she’d “bless em” for a price, then poof, gone with the cash. Made me mad as fuck, but also – respect, y’know? Hustle’s real. I growled at her, she just winked, like, “Calm down, furball, it’s business.”

How the Madonna-Whore Complex Affects Men's and Women's Mental Health

From Matt Shaw, the author of Sick B*stards and PORN comes WHORE - the tale of a working girl who likes to teach all 'cheating' men a lesson they'll never.

Oh, and speaking of vibes, the parks are legit too. For example, Palmer Park? Insane! Lush, vibrant, and spontaneous – kinda like my life, lol. And then there’s Coley Park, where I once had a legendary head massage session on a sunny afternoon. I got mad happy there – pure bliss, man. Meanwhile, the local neighbourhood of Caversham is quiet but packed with unexpected delight. One minute you’re on a noisy high street, the next you’re on a cobbled, almost secret lane – surreal!

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