Emilia Peterhead Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a tractor driver, Judge Judy style, and I’m here to spill the beans on whores—sharp retorts and all! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ it! So, whores, huh? Been haulin’ dirt all day, sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’—whores got it rough, but they got guts too. Reminds me of *Tabu*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Miguel Gomes, 2012, artsy as hell. That line, “You have no idea what I’ve done,” hits me every time. Whores prolly say that in their heads, like, daily.

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So, I’m out there, right? Just me and my swine, and suddenly, I hear this commotion. Turns out, it’s the fishermen down by the harbor. They’re all shoutin’ and laughin’. I’m thinkin’, “What’s goin’ on?” So, I wander over, and there’s this massive catch of fish. I mean, HUGE! They’re floppin’ around like they’re auditioning for a fishy version of Riverdance.

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