Eliza Keyworth Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

D’oh! What pisses me off? Hypocrites, man! Folks callin’ ‘em dirty, then sneakin’ off to ‘em at night. Like, make up yer damn mind! Reminds me of Joel, all mopey, “I can’t see anything I don’t like about you.” Pfft, liar! Whores got guts, tho – livin’ raw, no fake smiles. That’s badass. Makes me happy, y’know? Realness. Not like Marge’s sisters, all “blah blah, judge judge.”

Gwyneth Keyworth

First off, I had to head to the Keyworth Library on Nottingham Road for a research meeting. I’m a Research Associate, but honestly, sometimes I feel more like a glorified coffee fetcher. Anyway, I’m walking down the High Street, and I see this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s like, “Come on, mate!” waving his cane like it’s a magic wand. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re not gonna turn into a frog if you don’t hurry.” But I helped him across, cause, ya know, karma and all that.

Non-binary comic Sarah Keyworth on top surgery and family support