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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

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Kemsing is first mentioned in AD, when the Saxons and Jutes would have settled: it is here that the Kemsing Story begins. In AD , a child called Edith was born to King Edgar “the .

So, I take a break. We head to this café, and it’s a total vibe. The smell of fresh pastries hits me like a brick wall. I grab a latte, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. For a sec, I forget about the audit.

Retro house for sale: 1960s Fry, Drew & Partners-designed modernist property in Kemsing, near Sevenoaks, Kent