Anna Hoyland Nether Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

Question and answer

Find out what the rules and regulations are for working in prostitution. What conditions do you need to fulfil to carry out sex work in the Netherlands? Do you come from a non-EU country? .

Then, outta nowhere, this woman shouts, “I’ll give you a fiver for it!” I nearly choked on my own spit. A fiver? For a classic bike? I had to hold back my laughter. I mean, bless her heart, but c’mon!

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