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Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

Rosa Thai Massage

Here we offer professional and quality massage services including Thai, deep tissue, Swedish, full body and head and shoulder massage including a relaxing and.

After a few more pints, I’m feeling bold. I challenge him to a game of darts. Spoiler alert: I lose. Badly. But it’s all good fun. We’re all mates by the end of it.

MP Katie White attends Horsforth’s Annual Town Meeting