Zara Gosforth Whore ❤️

About Bristol

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

The Remarkable Life of One Gosforth Woman

Bandcamp · Upon Judas' Throne WHORE OF BETHLEHEM · Unburied Past - The Early Ceremonies GOSFORTH · Omega Mortis MISTIGMA.

But then, mid-story, I trip over the mic cord. Classic! I go down, but I roll with it. “Guess I’m just fallin’ for ya!” The crowd roars. I’m laughin’ too, and it turns into the best moment of the night.

Inside Newcastle's Hii Club which transformed a former Gosforth garage into a new wellbeing hub