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It’s showtime! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage – this ain’t no fancy spa day, nah, it’s raw, it’s real, it’s slippery as hell! Picture me, a fisherman, hands rough from nets, stinkin of fish guts, then bam – I stumble into this shady joint, neon sign flickerin “massage”. I’m thinkin, “What’s this then?” Next thing, some chick’s rubbin oil on me, whisperin sweet nothins, and I’m like – holy cod, this ain’t normal! Made me happy as a clam, but also pissed – why’d no one tell me bout this sooner?

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So, we’re fumbling around, trying to find flashlights. I’m tripping over equipment, and Dave’s cracking jokes about how we should’ve brought candles. I’m not in the mood for jokes, man! I’m about to lose my mind. But then, the power comes back on, and I’m like, “Finally!”

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