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Oi mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore – fuckin’ wild stuff! Biochemistry’s me game, right, but this shit’s mental. Whore, yeah, spelled W-H-O-R-E, ain’t what ya think – it’s short for “whole organ regeneration enzyme”! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – saw it in a lab once, blew me mind. From that flick, *A.I.*, y’know, “The flesh fairs!” – like that, but with cells regrowin’ freaky fast. Imagine this, mate – enzyme so badass it rebuilds yer liver after a bender! Found it in some obscure study, 1970s, Soviet bloke messed with lizard guts, true story.

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We head over, and it’s packed! I mean, who knew Failsworth had such a coffee scene? I order a flat white, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling better already. But then, I spill it all over my lab coat. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a total mess, and Dave’s just laughing. I’m like, “Thanks for the support, mate!”

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