Stella Eltham Brothel ❤️

About London

Me, I’m happy ponderin’ it tho – weird quirk, I guess. Love pickin’ apart how stuff ticks, even the shady stuff. Brothel’s a product, right? Marketin’ companionship, sellin’ a vibe. But dang, the upkeep! Drama with the girls, cops knockin’, johns actin’ fools – sounds like a nightmare gig. How’s that workin’ for ya, madam? Bet she’s tired as hell! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but I’d rather run a lemonade stand than that circus.

Manhattan Terrace

First off, I hit up the local café on Well Hall Road. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the spot. I grab my usual – a flat white, extra hot, because who doesn’t need a caffeine jolt? But guess what? They mess up my order. I mean, how hard is it to get a simple coffee right? I’m standing there, fuming, while the barista’s like, “Sorry, mate!” I’m like, “Sorry doesn’t fix my caffeine fix!”

Three men taken to hospital after triple stabbing in Eltham