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About Liverpool

Right, so there’s this one whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz she’s slippery like that river bitch. Saw her in a tavern once, legs up, laughin’ loud, takin’ coin like it’s a bloody game. Reminds me of that line from *Carlos*—y’know, my fave flick—“You think you’re so special.” She did, struttin’ round like she owned the joint. Made me chuckle, coz half the blokes there were too drunk to notice she nicked their purses. Clever lass, that one—sneaky as a shadow in King’s Landing.

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whore named Maureen. Who's cunt wasn't kept very clean. All the semen Devizes. Who's breasts were of different sizes. One was quite.

So, I’m setting up my live ad booth near the Corn Exchange. I’m all pumped, ready to show off this new product. But then, outta nowhere, it starts drizzling. Like, come on! I’m trying to sell stuff here! I’m dodging raindrops like I’m in some weird action movie.

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